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imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

Source: buzzfeed

Source: cygne-blanc

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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Source: o-m-i-chaos

larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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Source: larrycumstain

ollystarlings:

sad? watch the mighty boosh

happy? watch the mighty boosh

sleepy? watch the mighty boosh

horny? watch the mighty boosh

watch the mighty boosh 

Source: ollystarlings

assbut-and-cumberbooty:

talk dirty to me

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Source: assbut-and-cumberbooty

cosmo sex tip #669

allaboardthekevintran:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

Source: raynarvaezjunior

geekishchic:

sleepingwiththekings:

So I was travelling and I had a backpack with me which had a notebook, my purse, a bottle of coke and like 2 maxi pads for vagina reasons
After travelling for a few hours I reached into my bag to grab my purse and it was sticky and the unopened coke bottle was empty
I was feeling my bag expecting a pool of coke at the bottom and why it hadn’t leaked out of my bag and it turns oUT MY MAXI PADS ABSORBED AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOTTLE OF COKE

#just girly things

Source: sleepingwiththekings

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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Source: commiekinkshamer

Source: theexoticexpress